February 2012
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm not real
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.